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我竟然拿到這一張...這算是自作自受嗎? |
國外的中餐廳飯後多半都會送一塊幸運餅乾(fortune cookie)
吃起來很像盛冰淇淋的脆皮甜筒
餅乾裡會藏一張籤條
籤條內容預測餅乾主人最近的運勢
也有些是以哲人格言作為人生忠告
這種東西大概是從月餅的典故偷來的
也算是滿足西方人的一點oriental fantasy
最近我們團隊的創意總監結婚
充滿巧思的新人客製化了幸運餅乾作為婚禮小物
很榮幸能幫忙他們寫了以下這些籤條文案
(限於我拙劣的外語能力,有些籤條的英文文案是我從網路上找來自己翻譯成中文)
讓在場的賓客能分享新人的幸福喜悅
(以及一些我個人的惡質幽默)
【正面能量】
Hearty laughter
is the best workout for the soul.
開懷大笑是心靈最好的運動
Marriage lets
you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
找到一個特別的人,然後煩他一輩子,這就是婚姻。
Behind
every great couple there are tons of supportive friends.
每對夫妻背後都有一群超挺他們的朋友
Love
at first sight is easy, but when two people have been looking at each other for
a lifetime, it becomes a miracle.
一見鍾情很容易,一輩子相看兩不厭才叫神
Do not pursue
happiness, create it
幸福不用追求,而是要自己創造
Today is a good
day to write a poem.
今天是寫詩的好日子
Love is
contagious.
愛是會傳染的
Love
is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places
愛就像野花,總是在不經意的地方被看見
You
find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability.
在平凡中看見美是你與生俱來的天賦
Your
greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have.
你這輩子也許不會有錢,但朋友義氣很夠
【生活幽默】
A new pair of
shoes will do you a world of good!
你命中的貴人是一雙好鞋
Now is the time
to pick up girls, do not haste any longer.
現在是搭訕的最好時機,別再猶豫了!
The road to
happiness is paved with DESIGN…look at this wedding.
通往幸福的路是用art sense舖出來的,看看這場婚禮吧
The dessert
saves everything, the weight ruins everything
拯救一切的甜點,摧毀一切的體重,
But Rayfan, we
can never go back.
可是瑞凡,我們回不去了
Someone has a
crush on you secretly
最近有人偷偷暗戀你唷
Damn you look
awesome today!
哇靠你今天看起來真人模人樣!
your perfect
match is smoking hot.
你的真命天子/女超辣的!
The
one you love is closer than you think.
真愛近在眼前
You are about
to witness something wonderful.
你將見證即將發生的天大喜事
The best man is
still available, ask him out.
伴郎單身中,意者內洽
Don't
forget, you are always on our minds even getting married.
別忘記了,就算結婚我們還是把你放在心上